Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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