Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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