I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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