My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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