I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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