hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
