Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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