I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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