I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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