Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
