i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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