I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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