If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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