OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
