check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just pee around me
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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