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I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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