conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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