so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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