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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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