so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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