i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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