Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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