Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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