idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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