glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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