we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
