dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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