there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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