i wish there were pregnant emoticons
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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