And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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