I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
even my farts smell like vagina
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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