Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I just sharted jello shots
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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