a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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