Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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