Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.