I hate all girls vehemently.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
You smell like stripper and shame
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.