Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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