Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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