there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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