So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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