so that wasnt chicken after all
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Houston, we have a squirter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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