we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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