dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Boobs speak an international language.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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