Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Mom said you looked used
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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