I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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