nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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