16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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