hell yes lets make some ravioli
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She's the barista slut.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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