I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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