Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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