That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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