I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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