where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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