I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
May the power of my ass compel you!!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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